Partie #1298 | Dr Light vs Angrynarwhal rematch

lol, hobbit animal right activist....

Well played!

I will start this by saying I got my lvl 9 theo hero killed , after that the morale of the halflings and mine where not the same anymore haha... I found hard to expand and lost too many units, I thought I could play halflings better, but I couldn't... 

My scouting was the worst, I wasn't even able to scout Tyrion's throne... 

I forgot to take screenshots of the scores, sorry about that... but Angry Narwhal's army was considerably better than mine and it looked like he had a much better economy as well.

Cheers!

The Saga of Tyrion Lannister and Birgit. For your own sake, please do not attempt to read this if you are sober, sane, or considering running for office.

Tyrion Lannister first met Bro Birgit (“The Peaceful”), a nomadic hippie preacher lass who frequently drank from a flask kept at her waist and who spoke with a Swedish accent. The two ventured forth across the land, gathering allies and at times practicing “genetic enhancements” on entire villages they encountered whose people were deemed to be too tall. Naturally this made the dwarves happy. Birgit practiced the healing arts and took a vow of poverty, renouncing Santa Claus, Christmas, and all things capitalism. Hippie.

Before long Tyrion heard rumors of a gorgeous princess held captive in a nearby dungeon and went to rescue her. They cleared the dungeon and he was terribly disappointed to learn there had been a princess, but she was eaten by a Draconian raptor. Fortunately, the raptor (and a flyer) offered to join. Tyrion then went around clearing other dungeons, searching for his beautiful princess. The closest he managed to find was a frostling witch…she was much too frigid for him.

Our heroes engaged in the practice of killing other bands they encountered at various structures, and hunting those groups for sport if they attempted to flee. Tyrion and Birgit set up slaughter pits in the dungeon for torturing and executing captured hobbits, where dwarfish axemen were raised to be sadistic and kill more efficiently. Tyrion and Birgit were heralded across the land for their evil deeds. The dwarves rejoiced.

A necromancer joined the group and went around asking undead if they wanted to join up. A wraith liked how evil Tyrion was and joined the cause. Tyrion recognized the wraith would be a terrifying creature to deploy against his enemy, a hobbit animal rights activist. After the wraith had been fed some enemies and our necromancer had prepared a meat shield of corpses, Birgit and the necromancer decided to pay the hobbits a visit. They popped out of the caves and set upon the hobbits. The attack was effective and the game ended soon after.

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angrynarwhal joined !!